January 2012
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September 2011
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Sep 29th
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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August 2011
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 18th
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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May 7th
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“Yeah…I need to cancel my housecleaning for today. Why? Um,...”
–  Me talking to my housekeeper (you know you have a problem when you have to pre-clean before the professional clean)
May 4th
April 2011
6 posts
Apr 30th
My new favorite website... →
If you don’t get it. You missed it.
Apr 28th
Google doc with all the Ted Talks →
Ah-mazing.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 12th
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March 2011
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Mar 31st
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Mar 27th
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February 2011
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Feb 23rd
WatchWatch
I hate negativity. Which is probably why I love this commercial where Coke provides a refreshing take on why there’s reason to be happy.
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
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7 Super Bowl Commercials I Didn't Hate... →
Volkswagen: The Force Volkswagen: Black Beetle Coca Cola: Border Bridgestone: Reply All Doritos: House Sitting Audi: Release the Hounds Snickers: Logging
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
WatchWatch
Who wants to play Dungeons and Dragons?
Feb 6th
Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2011
9 posts
Jan 28th
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My Live Chat with Blackboard Customer Service
David: Hello Trevor Meyer, my name is David. How may I assist you?
Trevor Meyer: When I log in...it shows the class I taught last semester...not the one I'm teaching this semester.
Trevor Meyer: Can you help?
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: .
Trevor Meyer: I could tell you a story while I wait...would you like that?
Trevor Meyer: I'll take your silence to mean yes.
Trevor Meyer: There once was a young professor...
Trevor Meyer: He enjoyed teaching, but didn't have a ton of free time.
Trevor Meyer: So when he tried to upload his lectures to his blackboard account, he was saddened when he found out that there was no place to put them.
Trevor Meyer: He didn't know what to do.
Trevor Meyer: But then...THEN...he saw that he could live chat and get help.
Trevor Meyer: So that's exactly what he did.
Trevor Meyer: Now I know you're probably wondering...did he get the help he needed?
Trevor Meyer: And that's a good question. Quite valid, actually.
Trevor Meyer: But you see, this story is the best kind of story...the type where you can choose your own adventure. So you tell me, David...did he get the help he wanted?
[At this point I waited for a bit before I ended the chat and tried again]
David: Hello Trevor Meyer, my name is David. How may I assist you?
Trevor Meyer: David! It's you!!!
Trevor Meyer: Are you there, David?
David: My apologies for earlier.
Trevor Meyer: What happened?
David: We are extremely busy and I missed you chat.
David: Have you requested the course shell already?
Trevor Meyer: Did you enjoy my story?
Trevor Meyer: I don't know what a course shell is...but I'd like one.
David: The story was excellent.
Trevor Meyer: I'm glad you liked it.
[David went on to help me. Thanks David!]
Jan 19th
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“My G.I. Joe was alive—and he’s the only one of his kind. So naturally the...”
– my dream from last night
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Jan 10th
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Jan 4th
December 2010
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Dec 31st
Fat guys everywhere weep collectively.  →
Half of all Frito-Lay potato chips brands to go all-natural.
Dec 29th
35 Life Hacks You Should Know →
Via Paul Jarrett
Dec 24th
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Dec 17th
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Chipotle, you don't understand Facebook. →
I just spent the last 10 minutes reading post after post on Chipotle’s facebook wall about an employee killing a cat. The controversy is pretty stupid. An employee accidentally hits and kills a cat in her car…then posts about it on facebook. The problem? She shows no remorse, and compares it to a killing a mosquito. Still..far from newsworthy. But somehow (through digg or reddit...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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