June 2009
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The most beautiful thing I've ever seen. →
I love this. There are no words. Thanks Dan.
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“Australian researchers found that mixing liquor with diet drinks can intensify...”
– Despite being the lowest calorie drink, Eat This, Not That recommends NOT drinking rum and diets (my favorite drink) for this reason. I think they’re missing the point. 
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Nebraska's license plates chosen by...College... →
It’s always funnier when it doesn’t happen to you.
May 20th
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BC and I discussing my new "health" goals over IM
Me: I just had a heart attack.
BC: quiiit iiit
Me: On a scale of 1-10, how believable was that?
BC: 6
Me: My goal is to make it a 3.
May 20th
Memorial Day
Every year, this holiday sneaks up on me, and I end up not taking advantage of my 3 day weekend. I want this year to be different. Otherwise, I’ll just end up playing Wii Punch-Out the entire time. Any suggestions?
May 19th
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NU back in the ESPN's top 25 →
All is right with the world again. 20. Nebraska Cornhuskers The Cornhuskers improved from 5-7 to 9-4 in coach Bo Pelini’s first season in 2008, and the pieces are in place for even more improvement this season. Ndamukong Suh is one of the best defensive tackles in the country, but the Cornhuskers were still sorting out their linebacker corps at the end of spring practice. Pelini stressed...
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1 in 5 Americans Admits Peeing in Pool →
…apparently the other four are still in denial.
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WatchWatch
He’s got jokes…
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When spoofs are better than the originals… -From Emir and Dan
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I like a good cross-promotion as much as the next guy. I’m all for Burger King and Star Trek partnering up to give us Kingons. But the NBA playoffs partnering with Angels and Demons…not what I was expecting.
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Love this.
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May 5th
Looks like I'm booked every weekend for the...
5/7: “Star Trek” 5/15: “Angels & Demons” 5/18: “Punch-Out!!” for Wii 5/21: “Terminator Savation” 5/22: “Night at the Museum II” 5/29: “Up” 6/5: “The Hangover” 6/12: “Moon” 6/19: “Year One” 6/24: “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” 7/1: “Public...
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“You’re still driving the same car?”
–  a friend from high school. [Last night I had a mini-reunion with a few old classmates. Afterwards, when we went to the parking lot, she noticed pointed out that I was the only one still driving the same car since I was 16. Time for a new car?
May 1st
“…and Simon Says Champion: Trevor Meyer”
–  The announcer at the Heart of America Basketball Camp. [In eighth grade I was a chubby kid who thought he could play basketball. At the end of what was basically a basketball bootcamp, they began handing out awards for various skills (speed dribbling, 1-on-1 champion, dunk champion, etc.). I had...
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