July 2009
66 posts
Advice from Batman in 1960's "Batman" TV Series
Robin: You can't get away from Batman that easy!
Batman: Easily.
Robin: Easily.
Batman: Good grammar is essential, Robin.
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Batman: Better put five cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket.
Batman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.
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Batman: When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.
Robin: I guess you can never trust a woman.
Batman: You've made a hasty generalization, Robin. It's a bad habit to get into.
I want to be an eye doctor.
Ever notice that at eye doctor you’re the one making all the tough decisions?
“Which is better? One or two? One? Two?”
Imagine if real doctors did that. You walk in with a headache and he says,
“It’s either a migraine or cancer. What do you think? Migraine or cancer? Migraine? Cancer?”
NOTE: This post is seemingly inspired by the fact that I’m going to...
This is stupid. →
But if it were the Huskers instead of the Buffs…I’d probably like it.
The Hydration Challenge has begun!
Today I compete with a coworker to see who can drink more water during work hours.
WatchEnjoy a sneak peek at the Alice in Wonderland trailer…while you still can.
“Augmenting your resume is like wearing makeup. It covers up some of the...”
– - Resume Richard
This was one of the lines I wrote for a project I’m working on. I was clearly sleep-deprived at the time, but I still think it’s funny—even though nobody else does.
“People are like bananas. They’re only good for a day or two, tops.”
– me [I have no idea what this means, but I like it.]
“Why is it that Old Yeller had to die, but you can’t shoot the Duck Hunt...”
– me
“I never signed up for a 401K because I thought it was some kind of marathon.”
– me
I'm experiencing one of the greatest moments in... →
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch, you can see everything as it appeared live. They’ll even tweet updates. So cool.
“Today, I watched as a used car salesman tried to pressure my sister into making...”
– me
Watchthedailywhat:
Never Before Seen Footage of the Day: Terrifying behind-the-scenes video from the infamous 1984 Pepsi commercial shoot, during which Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire, was released today by Us Magazine.
Us explains the significance of this tragic accident:
To relieve the second and third-degree burns on his scalp and body (and later to help him tolerate multiple surgeries on...
Things marketing people love →
Kind of like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, but different…unless you’re a white marketer, like me.
“If you watched the play in real time, it would look quite normal—the QB wasn’t...”
– NCAA FOOTBALL 2010 REVIEW
Looks like they perfected the smaller nuances of the game, making it well worth picking up Monday night at midnight.
“HEY! HE CAN’T PARK THERE. NO! HE CAN’T PARK THERE.”
– - me
I yelled this at the Meterman who pulled up with his “cop car” hazards on, right behind a stalled car in the middle of the road where 180 turns into 9th St. I thought it was funny. He didn’t. Luckily I don’t have any unpaid parking tickets.
