November 2010
8 posts
I wish I had me as a professor.
Student: Do you have our campaigns graded?
Me: No.
Student: Do you have our homework graded?
Me: No.
(awkward silence)
Me: Alright class, we're ahead of where I thought we'd be at this time, so I decided to extend your Thanksgiving break by giving you next Tuesday off.
(cheers)
Me: But, when you come back on Tuesday, we'll have a test.
Student: Will you make a study guide like last time?
Me: No.
Class: Why not?
Me: Because it's a take home test.
(cheers)
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Nov 17th
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Fmail? →
How Facebook does e-mail.
Nov 15th
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Why watching TV is about to get better...for... →
Check out the slide show at the bottom.
Nov 11th
Mr. Peanut finally talks... →
And he sounds an awful lot like Robert Downey Jr.? I’m all for embracing nostalgia and updating characters in order to appeal to today’s audiences, but why would you give a voice to a character who has never spoken in the nearly 100 years since his creation in 1916? I mean, I liked Iron Man just as much as the next guy, but really? Check it out for yourself on the Mr. Peanut facebook...
Nov 8th
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