December 2010
10 posts
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November 2010
8 posts
I wish I had me as a professor.
Student: Do you have our campaigns graded?
Me: No.
Student: Do you have our homework graded?
Me: No.
(awkward silence)
Me: Alright class, we're ahead of where I thought we'd be at this time, so I decided to extend your Thanksgiving break by giving you next Tuesday off.
(cheers)
Me: But, when you come back on Tuesday, we'll have a test.
Student: Will you make a study guide like last time?
Me: No.
Class: Why not?
Me: Because it's a take home test.
(cheers)
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How Facebook does e-mail.
Why watching TV is about to get better...for... →
Check out the slide show at the bottom.
Mr. Peanut finally talks... →
And he sounds an awful lot like Robert Downey Jr.?
I’m all for embracing nostalgia and updating characters in order to appeal to today’s audiences, but why would you give a voice to a character who has never spoken in the nearly 100 years since his creation in 1916? I mean, I liked Iron Man just as much as the next guy, but really?
Check it out for yourself on the Mr. Peanut facebook...
October 2010
17 posts
Ideas spread when people to choose to spread them....
Here are some reasons why:
…because it makes me feel generous.
…because I feel smart alerting others to what I discovered.
…because I care about the outcome and want you (the creator of the idea) to succeed.
…because I have no choice. Every time I use your product, I spread the idea (Hotmail, iPad, a tattoo).
…because there’s a financial benefit directly to...
Whoops.
Student: "I missed class because I was sick. Sorry I didn't tell you. Could you tell me how many I've missed so far? I think it's 2...thanks."
Me: "I only had you down for one...thanks."
Why I continue to DVR "The Office"...
Holly: "Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up."
Michael: "He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear, or speak. This is how he led a nation."
