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Because life's a countdown. And I like rockets.

"My G.I. Joe was alive—and he’s the only one of his kind. So naturally the government was trying to chase me down to get a hold of him. The special agent chasing after us just happened to be Nick Saban. We tried to hide in the women’s restroom (we were on a Mars space station), but he found us. So I punched him in the face. Then I woke up."
- my dream from last night
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